Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Why did Newton commit suicide???

Here is the reason.
Once, Newton came to India and watched a fewTamil movies that had his head spinning.
He was convinced that all hislogic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and
apologizedfor everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton wasconfused to such an extent that he went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctorscan't be cured and his death is
imminent.n one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head.To everybody's surprise,
the bullet passesthrough his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he iscured! Long Live
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but
unfortunatelyonly one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws theknife atthe middle
gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts thebullet into 2 pieces, which
kills both the gangsters on eachside of themiddle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has arevolver but no bullets in it. Guess,
what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits forthe gangster to shoot.
As soon as the gangster shoots,Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and
catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang...the gangster
dies...This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completelyshaken and decided to go
back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that atleast one
movie would follow histheory of physics.
4) The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops,
not so fast! The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other
side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those
superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the
villain because it's the climax.( Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when
the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the
trigger of the first gun in air. Thefirst gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton commits
This was forwarded to me by my son....Hi..hi...


Orani said...

hahahahaha ... :-)))))

I went nuts laughing out so aloud... ;-)), thanks for sharing!

sam said...

there were some clippings in Tamizmanam of a telugu movie. luckily newton did not see that movie, otherwise he would not have committed suicide instead he would have become a serial killer!

Orani said...

//otherwise he would not have committed suicide instead he would have become a serial killer!//

@ hahahahahhaha... :-)))) sam, i dont know what to say, you are such a one... so funny... 'a serial killer' imagining Newton becomes a serial killer ;-))

delphine said...

Thanks Orani and Sam..
yes I too had a hearty laugh.

சிறில் அலெக்ஸ் said...


delphine said...

Thank you Cyril...:))

Anonymous said...


I am a fan of rajnikanth myself but then to tell u the truth once my bro and couple of his chinese freinds had gone for a tamil movie and they were so confused and they didnt know what was happening when teh songs were played and the hero and heroine kept coming in different clothes on every scene and my bro was explaining things to them and they seriously went mad.
"It happens only in India" what to do. keep smiling .. you wont get to see all these funny things outside india so be happy

delphine said...

Thank you Jen. But ben had nothing to say about this for he was the one who forwarded this to me.

கீதா சாம்பசிவம் said...

So many thanks for making me laugh continuously.Really it is happening in our cinema.

delphine said...

Thank you Geetha.. I am so happy to see your comments in my blog. I feel I am honoured very much. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

well..the first time i saw this..i was wonder stuck at the message saying that newton commited suicide ...only then i undestood...wat he did was sure he is to learn a lot from rajini kanth...and even MORE FROm VIJya kanth..who can just jump over big ben in a metter of seconds..haha

jvasanthan said...

Newton has escaped. What are wesupposed to do? JV

Anonymous said...

Madam, Rajinikanth seems to be playing the comedian too in this film. This is how heroes (scenarists, directors) behave when success goes to their head. One wishes that the new crop of film-makers,headed by Cheran, would put an end to this super absurdity in Tamil cinema. The audience I think have had enough.